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Network Working Group                                        M. Schulze
Internet-Draft                               Matthew.Schulze@mapics.com
April 1, 2005                                                 W. Lohsen
                                         William.Lohsen@GTRI.gatech.edu



                     IP over Burrito Carriers
                    draft-lohsen-ip-burrito-00


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   community.  It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind.
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Abstract

   IP over Burrito Carriers describes an experimental method for the
   creation of edible data packets. This standard is intended to be
   implemented in metropolitan area networks due to the preexisting
   burrito delivery infrastructure. While currently only flour tortillas
   have been found acceptable for encapsulating the data contained in
   the packet, tests are underway to determine the viability of using
   corn tortillas. One must be wary of disreputable IP over Burrito
   service providers as packet corruption and bad data handling can
   result in damage to the receiving unit and may result in an extremely
   messy packet rejection. Conveniently, there is a rating system
   already in place. While the rating by the health department doesn't
   ensure proper data encapsulation, it does allow the end user to
   determine if the service provider's quality to cost ratio is
   adequate. This is an experimental standard, not a recommended
   standard.


Introduction

   In today's wireless hotspot, WAP enabled, WiFi zoned world of dining
   there exists a discrimination against diners who prefer to eat
   outside the established confines of the restaurant. The IP over
   Burrito standard was developed to create an edible solution to the
   growing rift in the availability of free internet access between
   sit-down and delivery/carry out diners. While considerable research
   has yet to be performed on the IP over Burrito standard, multiple
   simulations in a controlled environment have proven to be both
   successful and filling. Some concerns that must be addressed
   in the future include the ability of the hosts buffer to
   accommodate a large number of packets while they are processed. Also
   the fact that a buffer overflow would cause a catastrophic system
   failure resulting in a purging of all previously processed datagrams
   is of major concern. Currently datagrams are encapsulated in a flour
   tortilla. Future projects will determine the viability of using corn
   tortillas but for now the standard requires the use of a flour
   tortilla for all datagram encapsulation.

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Packet Format

   Packets will follow the standard Internet Header Format [RFC-791]
   (Figure 1). Each field (Figure 1) has been sublimated with a tangible
   equivalent (Figure 2) to binary representation that is both tasty and
   filling.

   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |Version|  IHL  |Type of Service|          Total Length         |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |         Identification        |Flags|      Fragment Offset    |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |  Time to Live |    Protocol   |         Header Checksum       |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                       Source Address                          |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                    Destination Address                        |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                              Data                             |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

               The Internet Header Format [RFC-791]

                              Figure 1.


   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |Obvious|  Onion    |  Jalapenos  |    Physical Length (mm)     |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |     Number Written on Foil      |Bean Type|  Number of Beans  |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   | Given Delivery Time | Guacamole |       Receipt               |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                             Lettuce                           |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                              Rice                             |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
   |                              Beef                             |
   +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+

                  The Burrito Internet Header Format

                              Figure 2.

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  Version:  Obvious

    The Version field is indicated by the obvious. It is a burrito.
    As the IP over Burrito standard is designed to work solely
    with modern equipment, it supports only IPv4 packets.


  IHL:  Onion

    Internet Header Length is specified by the number of onions placed
    in the burrito.

  Type of Service:  Jalapenos

    The 8 bits of this header are specified by 8 jalapeno slices. A
    half slice indicates a zero and a whole slice indicates a one.


  Total Length:  Physical Burrito Length

    The length of the burrito in centimeters multiplied by 4096 gives
    the total length of the datagram, in octets.


  Identification:  Number written on foil wrapper.


  Flags:  Type of Beans

    Black Beans = Don't Fragment
    Red Beans = Fragment
    Pinto Beans = Last Fragment
    Kidney Beans = More Fragments


  Fragment Offset: Total Number of Beans.


  Time to Live: Specified by source host in minutes.

    Commonly in the range of 35-45 minutes, given traffic conditions.


  Protocol:  Guacamole

    The chunkiness, quality, and amount of Guacamole determine this
    data.

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  Header Checksum:  Receipt

    The data on the receipt should match the specifications of the
    burrito datagram.


  Source Address:  Lettuce

    Given the size of this field it is necessary to break it down
    into subsections. The lettuce is placed in 4 discrete groups.
    Also, the lettuce is colored with food coloring to be either
    red, green, or blue. Red lettuce indicates the most significant
    digit, green the middle digit, and blue the least significant
    digit. Thus limiting the amount of lettuce on the burrito to a
    manageable level in respect to determining the data and fitting
    in the tortilla.


  Destination Address:  Rice

    Given the size of this field it is necessary to break it down
    into subsections. The rice is placed in 4 discrete groups.
    Also, the rice is colored with food coloring to be either
    red, green, or blue. Red rice indicates the most significant
    digit, green the middle digit, and blue the least significant
    digit. Thus limiting the amount of rice on the burrito to a
    manageable level in respect to determining the data and fitting
    in the tortilla.


  Data: Beef

    The data will be transmitted in a beef representation of
    hexadecimal. Each beef cluster will be counted as a decimal
    representation of a hexadecimal digit. Each beef field will be
    separated by a slice of chicken. There will be a maximum of 15
    chunks of beef and a minimum of 0 chunks of beef per unit chicken.
    Approximately 16 bytes of data can be stored per burrito packet.


Packet Routing

   Should a node become damaged or congested (i.e. traffic jam,
   construction, etc) and be unable to accommodate Burrito encapsulated
   packets in a timely fashion then the packet will be routed by the
   delivery boy around any obstructions in an attempt to make a
   delivery inside of the packets given TTL.

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Security Considerations

   The IP over Burrito service can be considered secure for almost any
   non-tactical use. Before transmission, the data contents of the
   packet are sterilized, killing most viruses that might be transmitted
   via the packet. Unfortunately, due to the nature of the packet, this
   uninfected state is only temporary. Unlike the current IP
   transmission standard, packets created by the IP over Burrito Carrier
   service are vulnerable to infection during transmission. Infected
   packets will usually be detected two to four hours after the packet
   is destroyed.

   As every packet is encapsulated in an opaque wrapper, the data inside
   the packet is impossible to access via standard packet sniffing
   procedures. Attempts to breach the encapsulation of the package in
   transit will likely cause permanent damage to the encapsulation,
   thereby signaling to the original recipients of the packet that data
   interception was attempted. Re-encapsulation of the original data is
   impossible, as the packet data is tightly integrated with the
   encapsulation. Due to the long delay between packet transmission and
   packet reception, however, there is sufficient time for a third party
   to duplicate the packet data and forward it to the original
   recipient. The detection of this interception is likely only if the
   recipient should follow the standard packet disposal process and be
   well acquainted with the peculiarities of packets created by a given
   server.

   Packet transportation uses a highly advanced algorithm to prevent
   damage to the packet and to prevent its reception by third parties.
   As the packet transportation system is highly vulnerable to social
   engineering, however, the use of encryption is recommended for the
   transmission of any secure data.

   Although the packets decay naturally over time, the slow rate of
   natural packet decay will likely make user-induced destruction
   mandatory to prevent third parties from examining the packet data
   after the packet has been received. Unfortunately, the packet
   delivery system works poorly in a tactical environment, as the packet
   can be easily waylaid by hostile forces.

   Due to the extended time that packet creation requires, servers will
   be highly vulnerable to message flooding. and responses will be
   delayed greatly; however, the likeliness of a IP over Burrito DOS
   attack can be considered negligible, as the clients are charged for
   each packet that the server sends to them.
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   Of more concern is the extended time that packet processing requires
   on the receiving hosts end. Should a host attempt to process more
   than 5 packets a in a one hour period a buffer overflow could occur
   and data might be lost, or worse: it could be disseminated in a
   disorganized and partially processed state all over any nearby
   objects. This could result in damage to secondary systems and the
   server storage facility. Unfortunately a buffer overflow on one host
   can cause hosts in the immediate vicinity to suffer similar buffer
   overflows.

   Also a matter of great concern is the ability of viruses to spread
   by IP over Burrito. Should the server or packet itself be infected
   then infection of the host is highly likely. When dealing with an
   unknown server it is advisable to carefully examine the packet for
   any sign of damage or infection (i.e. rotten smell, slick covering
   to the meat, etc).


IANA Considerations
   This document has no actions for IANA.


Normative References

   [RFC791]  Postel, J., "Internet Protocol", STD 5, RFC 791, September
             1981.

   [RFC2119] Bradner, S., "Key words for use in RFCs to Indicate
             Requirement Levels", BCP 14, RFC 2119, March 1997.

   [RFC2434] Narten, T. and H. Alvestrand, "Guidelines for Writing an
             IANA Considerations Section in RFCs", BCP 26, RFC 2434,
             October 1998.

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Authors' Addresses

   Matthew Schulze
   Paragon Systems International
   1000 Windward Concourse Parkway, suite 140
   Alpharetta, GA, 30005

   EMail: Matthew.Schulze@mapics.com


   William Lohsen
   Georgia Tech Research Institute
   347 Ferst Drive
   Atlanta, Georgia 30332-0821

   EMail: William.Lohsen@GTRI.gatech.edu


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